I had a Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex call from another pathetic loser with a shrimp dick and no idea at all how to please this little Bratty Princess! He was totally worthless and I couldn’t help but laugh every time he started mumbling apologies for his sorry ass. He couldn’t fuck, he couldn’t eat pussy, he couldn’t finger bang at all and he dropped the dildos. It didn’t matter though, I was laughing to hard to even pretend anymore that he was going to get to fuck me. Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex was all he was good for. Its fun to make them think they have a chance being inside my sweet sweet apple pie pussy. *giggles*

I told him that since he was cursed with a small dick forever, he should at least learn how to do something else well. Anything! Or else learn how to buy women jewelry for the rest of his life. *laughs* He said he would do whatever I wanted if it made me happy. I told him that I wanted to get fucked really hard and cum! He just stood there looking stupid as I stood there looking at him like he was a joke. Every time I looked at him clutching his tiny little dick in his big man hands I just rolled my eyes and laughed. It looked like a baby bird in a nest. An ugly bald bird. In a hairy black nest.

What a fucking loser. He so needs to man-scape that mess. Every time I laughed during our Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex call his shrimp prick got more and more rigid. He loved every minute of degradation and humiliation that I came up with and felt like a pathetic loser when I finally let him blow his load.

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